The Paper Scissors – Free EP
Today¹ The Paper Scissors released their brand new² EP. You’ve come at a good time too because I’ve got the exclusive streaming rights³ to first single ‘Held Down Threw Up’ which, after a quick google search, you’ll find nowhere else on the internet*. They’re four tracks of gravity free slow jam bliss. As I understand it, climate change means that in 2212 we’ll all be marooned on small islets with the water level roughly mid shin sipping on robotic coconuts. Most land will have melted and the sun will have run out of petrol and oil magnates will control movement tween day and night. Eventually aquatic habitation will become a possibility (most scientists believe this will occur around 2260) at which point we can abandon our islet stilt-huts and migrate to our final home in the Atlantic. Roboto-tropicana will be the flavour of the day and our Paper Scissor pals will be prying wallets open by the dozen. Take this chance to smoke a download while it’s free. I sent it to my pal Merrick and asked him his thoughts on it but he didn’t reply to me so either something has happened to him or he is disrespecting me. I hope he’s ok. I think he’d really like this too.
The Paper Scissors – Held Down Threw Up
The Paper Scissors – Down With Something
¹ Back in May
² Not that new
³ I don’t.
* Some places