May
19
posted by tommy

I’ve never written about Sex On Toast before but what I have done plenty of times is wanted to write about Sex On Toast which I obviously can’t prove. You’ll have to just trust me on this one won’t you. This video is something I was mere millimeters away from writing about (in fact there’s still a post in my drafts that uses the term ‘bang city’ so it’s probably best I never finished it). They’re a ten piece affair outta Melbourne who unashamedly just dropped this deep-feeling number.

Best line alert:

Oh Rebecca
If you were a bus you’d be double decker

May
18
posted by tommy

This song from PhysiQue was initially recorded for use at West Pymble Fitspot in the early 80s. Despite absolutely adoring the track when it first started playing over the PA in ’81, several of the Fitspot staff felt that the gym’s ambiance might benefit from a second track on the loudspeakers rather than the single track on continuous loop. Fortunately, their complaints fell on deaf ears and ‘Same Mistakes’ was played without interruption until the 24 hour workout center was unceremoniously shutdown in 1994. Many readers will recall the circumstances of West Pymble Fitspot’s closure when it was discovered that the staff had been tampering with their treadmill speeds against manufacturer advice leading to several grazed knees and a number of very furious patrons. Long time member Mrs Kelican said of the incident, “I’m most surprised that this would happen here, of all places. I thought after the aquarobic drownings of the 70s, Fitspot had upped its game but here we are in the mud again. Do you know who I should speak to about validating my parking?”

That interview was recorded in September 1994 and by June 1996 West Pymble Fitspot had been bulldozed to rumble. In its place stood a brand new restaurant from the critically acclaimed chain Hungry Jacks and while residents are still enjoying Jack’s range of fingerlicking flame-grilled beef patty burgers, the song that defined that space for almost 13 years was lost. Until now. Fitspot employee Flint Milton had disregard regulations outlined in the Fitspot code of conduct and recorded his own synth cover of the track which was originally recorded by the thirteen-piece classical guitar outfit PhysiQue. Now with most of the original founding members deceased or incarcerated, PhysiQue have used Flint Milton’s cover of ‘Same Mistakes’ as the basis of a brand new version of the track and here’s the kicker – you can hear it below. There’s only one surviving member left from the original twelve but Andrew Elston, now living in Sydney, is determined to bring the track back to its former glory.

Sometimes when I walk past that hungry jacks late at night think i can hear the original guitars whaling out over the dull hum of those deregulated treadmills but then the wind blows and I’m once again in the present, a double bacon deluxe in my hand and dreams in my heart.

May
06
posted by tommy

This three tracker from White Gums is a delicate way to wrap up your Wednesday afternoon. It’s a combination of submariner’s signals and slowly building percussive elements but the breaks hit firm enough so that you’re pulled out of your reverie and disallowed a full submersion in those loops. He’s a Newcastle native and this is seemingly his first release so you know I’ve done really well to unearth this for you. One thing I can guarantee you, this definitely didn’t come from my bud Lachie and even if it did I absolutely wouldn’t give him any credit for passing it on, not a damn ounce. The production craftsmaship is very high while the composition is constantly changing and on top of that I discovered all this myself without Lachie’s help so it’s definitely an artist to watch. You can add to his 59 facebook followers if you want to be a goodguy about it, which is surprisingly few followers given that Lachie did not share these songs with me and I found it all on my own.

Apr
24
posted by tommy

The old adage goes, “when it rains, it pours” and as of this week we’re neck deep in the deluge. The influx of incredibly exciting Oscar Key Sung related content that’s landed online is quite simply too much for all those who have waited patiently this past year. His Holograms EP was a titanic but hold tight because bigger things lie ahead. He’s this week dropped three different audio offerings on us, the first and most important of which is the lead single from his newly announced and forthcoming Altruism EP. It’s called Skip and in our time apart, he’s obviously next levelled his song writing. That’n below. Premonition was the initial teaser track that he shortly thereafter reedited and put online anew so you’ve got both the original and the secondary cut underneath this too. If this reads more like a press release than my usual posts it’s because I have working relationship with Oscar so if you can no longer trust the honesty of my words then do no under any circumstances hit play below. If however, you’re aware that I have a character of cast iron then play on my son for you have earned these jams.

*edit* this has been sitting here in my drafts for a while now so you’re gonna have to excuse the temporal inconsistencies in it. Think about this though, it only took 66 years for humanity to progress from taking flight to landing on the moon so maybe my slow rate of posting is actually no big deal? Think about it. #science.

Apr
01
posted by tommy

I’ve decided that in the vain of I Oh You signings Montgomery and DMAs, Sydney artist JUVENAL isn’t ‘unknown’, he’s enigmatic. We have a name, sure- Corey Furey- but we don’t have too much more than that. He’s been making incredible breakbeats since the start of this year and is getting some good support from FBi who, it should be said, sure can pick em. There are lots of rumours floating around the internet about his background with many positing that he’s in fact Burial while others suggest that he’s actually an algorithm developed in the 70s that’s now gained sentience. One thing’s for sure though, his name is Corey Furey and he has a thing going.

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