Christopher Port – My Love / Sum 1

Nov
08
posted by tommy

Christopher Port. What of him? Well he’s rumored to be the tallest man in Eltham. Additionally, according to his Wikipedia page, he’s one of the best performers of internet electric music since the great Archie Wurlitzer passed away in 2009. He plays the Abletron, the digital synth, the software guitar and the ZPC180X Laptop Sonicboard. He plays all four of those devices despite the absence of any formal instruction and a crippling fear of engaging with any device connected to a network which is why he has eschewed all modern cellular devices in lieu of a cup and string. Wanna get some of that good Port-talk going on? Get yourself another cup and string.

In spite of all these impediments, Christopher Port still manages to generate records of the kind you’ll hear below. If you don’t rate these records at least an 8.5 then prepare yourself to be trolled on facebook for the rest of the week because I don’t easily forgive such foolish opinions. Quite frankly, I love this new Christopher Port two tracker and if you don’t then you probably just voted for Trump and that’s terrible science. Have at these.

I’ve gone back and forth between the two and I can’t quite choose which one is my favourite still – a predicament that’ll surely find it’s way into my familial life when our second child is birthed in January.

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